Kirstian Harloff (born October 1, 1975) is the Vice President of Develpment at Collider Video. He also serves as the host of Collider Jedi Council, Commissioner and former team and singles champion of the Movie Trivia Schmoedown, and contributor to Collider Movie Talk.

Kristian joined AMC Movie News in 2014 and moved along with it to Collider. He took his show, Jedi Council with him, and expanded the Schmoedown to a full show.

Schmoes Know Edit

Kristian is one half of the the movie reviewing duo "Schmoes Know" along with Mark Ellis. In 2016 it was announced that Collider had picked up the Schmoes and present all of their content, including the weekly live show, "The Schmoes Know Movie Show". Rebranded "The Schmoes Know Show", it began airing Thursday evenings from the Collider studios. in 2017, with the shows move to Wednesday nights, Kristian announced he would take an indefinite hiatus from the live show.

Schmoedown Edit

Kristian is the Co-Creator, Commissioner and a sometimes competitor in the Movie Trivia Schmoedown. He is the announcer for most matches.

Kristian has competed in singles, as well as part of the one time champion Team Schmoes with Mark Ellis.

Match HistoryEdit


Schmoes Know EraEdit

Date Competitor Outcome Notes
9/4/14 Cody Hall Win by KO 2014 Ultimate Schmoedown
9/25/14 Finstock Win by KO 2014 Ultimate Schmoedown
10/16/14 Josh Macuga Loss 2014 Ultimate Schmoedown

Collider EraEdit

Date Competitor Outcome Notes
6/10/16 Andy Signore Loss
8/5/16 Jason Inman Win by TKO 2016 Ultimate Schmoedown

Qualification Match

9/16/16 John Rocha Loss 2016 Ultimate Schmoedown
12/16/16 Josh Macuga (II) Win by TKO
4/7/17 Andy Signore (II) Win by TKO
5/19/17 William Bibbiani Win
7/7/17 Jeff Sneider Win

#1 Contender Match

2017 Collider Collision

9/15/17 Dan Murrell Win Championship Match
12/22/17 Samm Levine Loss

Championship Match

2017 Schmoedown Spectacular

12/21/18 Thadd Williams

Emma Fyffe

Finstock (II)

Loss in SD (3rd)

Commissionership Bowl

2018 Schmoedown Spectacular

Team MatchesEdit


Schmoes Know EraEdit

Date Competitor Outcome Notes
9/10/15 Nerdist (Jessica Chobot & Dan Casey) Win 2015 Ultimate Schmoedown
10/8/15 Newbie (Miri Jedeikin & Sasha Perl-Raver) Win by KO 2015 Ultimate Schmoedown
10/29/15 Rotten Tomatoes (Matt Atchity & Grae Drake) Win 2015 Ultimate Schmoedown

Collider EraEdit

Date Competitor Outcome Notes
5/6/16 Team B.O.B. (JTE & Finstock) Win

Championship Match

2015 Ultimate Schmoedown Final

10/25/16 Top 10 (John Rocha & Matt Knost) Loss Championship Match
3/21/17 Top 10 (II) (John Rocha & Matt Knost) Loss #1 Contender Match

"Team Collider"

Date Competitor Outcome Notes
4/4/17 Team Screen Junkies (Dan Murrell & Andy Signore) Win

Exhibition Matches Edit

Collider Era

Date Competitor Outcome Notes
9/29/18 Mark Ellis Win by TKO Schmoe vs Schmoe Five Round Match

Schmoes Know Era

Date Competitor Outcome Notes
1/31/19 Patriots (JTE & Jeff Sneider) Loss Schmoes vs Patriots Reunion Match

Ultimate Schmoedown RecordEdit

Year Category Result
2014 Ultimate Schmoedown Singles Semifinals (3rd place)
2015 Ultimate Schmoedown Tag Team Winner
2016 Ultimate Schmoedown Singles Quarterfinals (6th place)

Titles and AwardsEdit

Former Singles Champion

Former Teams Champion

2015 Ultimate Team Schmoedown Champion

2016 Singles Match of the Year Award (Rocha vs Harloff)